i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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