I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
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