Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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