one might say we're banned from that church
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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