Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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