She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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