I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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