i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I understand Curling. That high.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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