But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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