i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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