Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
birth control should be required to get into college
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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