no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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