Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
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