pedialite and red bull = repair kit
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
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