Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Randomize
