I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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