Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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