real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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