Having a random hookup so left but love u
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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