Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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