Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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