i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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