Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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