Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
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