i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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