I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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