This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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