Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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