wake up i wanna do it froggy style
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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