The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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