it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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