I just saw a hot homeless man
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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