I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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