I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Nobody cheats on THIS.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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