I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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