i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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