left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
birth control should be required to get into college
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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