The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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