she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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