There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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