I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
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Not at the table Carlos.
Aww..a single tear wiped away.....and replaced by a glistening drop of precum
In Soviet Russia, tear wipes boner off your face.
Gentlemen
I wish my boner would cheer up women. All it does is make them angry.
I love when naked Asians jump out of my trunk Nd beat me with a crowbar.
Hahahah vvvv Agreed
See now I think that's a neat idea
Raping and raped don't have 2 ps assholes
Zack horton is a fagget
I'm a girl and I like it when I'm sleeping and I can feel my boyfriends boner underneath
Does anyone else want to buy this t-shirt?
I heard rapping girls makes them very upset
It looks like we have a situation -the situation
In soviet Russia tears wipe boners off with you!
I wish it was always that easy
Wow
Yeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaah!
No. It's a satchel. Indiana Jones has one.
Yure assis juzt gotted speld chekded!!!
Boss.
Huntsvegas represent!
Hahahahahahahahaha
turds?
I guess that might cheer me up too, hahaha
classY
Was she crying because you had just rapped her?
I love 8:16
9:46 haha it happens to me all the time then I find a tiger in my bathroom
Poooohoooo(:
Dude your a beast hahaha
Damn that's awesome. I bet u cummed all over it after huh?
Damn 12:21 that's depressing
Let's torch all this shit. -Stu
I'm jealous...my boner makes girls cry :(
Yayy anyone who tries to say first is not first! Hahahaha
I lick beer from girls tight assholes :)
8:46 and 9:13 FAIL
Texts like this make me love Alabama. 256 rocks
Dis her pussy get wet then too?
Word to the 256!!!
This text isn't completely fucked up or anything..
You sir are a gentleman.
Hhahaha yesssss. So perfect.
I know that would cheer me up :)
You wanna fuuuck onnn meee!!!!!
Bahahah! That would cheer anyone up!!!
I'm pretty sure this exact same text was posted a few months ago.
10:11 the last time I found a tiger in my bathroom Miike Tyson punched me in the face while singing in the air of the night
Who Dat ?! ~ Premeau
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