Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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