wat bout pragnant strippers??
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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