I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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