i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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