I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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