I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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