ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
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