It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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