My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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