just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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