People with herpes should wear stickers.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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