Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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