It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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