nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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